Spread Cheeks: Shorty

We hate hate. There is a lot more in life that is and should be spread instead. Things like Condiments, Peanut butter & Jelly, Facts, Knowledge, the News, Legs and even Cheeks (you know what we mean, yeaaaa). All those things are super spreadable and benefit all of humanity. The best part is, you can do all of those things while wearing this tri-blend fabric that creates a vintage, fitted look with its extreme durability this t-shirt can withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable all while doing all that spreading. So lets get to spreading (them cheeks)!

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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