Social Decay Brain: Shorty

Does it ever occur to you that your really just a grey pudding in a bone mech piloting a meat suit that needs to constantly consume food in order to survive. Some puddings create medicine that helps further the species. Some puddings create weapons that destroy the species. Some puddings just want to exist in a peaceful existence. Then there's that one pudding that created Microsoft Teams. That pudding... That pudding... Well, that pudding is mad wack and shouldn't be invited to your parties

Luckily for you, this shirt slaps passing the vibe check and adding levels to your rizz with its tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remains super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, (lucky you we don't have to spin the cotton though) which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. So please be patient and know that making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so a BIG thank you for making a thoughtful purchase!

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