MournHub: Shorty

There's nothing quite like the post nut clarity after edging for hours looking for the right vid on the special site to get your jork on to. Its a mixture of relief and shame, but mostly shame once you realize if anyone saw your search history and the hundred tabs open on your browser they'd think your some kind of degenerate. But its totally fine. This shirt can be like a secret handshake between gooners. A little tip of the hat to your fellow jorks. Just no hand shakes...

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look and its extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated hours of edging, goon sessions, and ferocious jork'n and even after repeated washings it will still remain super comfortable. We do recommend washing it after...

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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