In Doubt: Shorty

Navigating your life in this terrible ass society can be a challenge. When your boss is continually hounding you about those boring TPS reports or your coworkers are sharing motivation memes in Microshaft Teams. Just know we all have limits and you are not alone. We share your feelings of existential dread an yearn for the primordial days of just being ooze with no ambition to be anything ore than that. But, until then let chaos reign with this tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. Its extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated thrashings and still remain super comfortable while you are in handcuffs in the back of cruiser with bloody knuckles, smiling at a job well done.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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