Gooners: Shorty

Nostalgia makes us yearn for the days of old where a group of friends can go on an adventure looking for some one eye'd willies. But, here we are, alone, playing with our willies instead. If you're gonna goon, be proud and do it with slightly more style as you tug or rub while screaming "HEY YOU GUYS!!!" The tri-blend fabric of this goontastic shirt creates a vintage, fitted look so you can at least look stylish as your pets watch you with shame. Its extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings after all the sweaty sticky times and yet it will consistently remain super comfortable so you can goon all day long.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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