Chicks Dig It: Shorty

So listen. Some of us have the complexion of a vampire in Forks, Washington and when the sun hits our bare flesh it creates a beacon bright enough to help guide ships to shore. Maybe we work in a dark office setting. Maybe we are people of the night. Maybe...We are vampires. But like the shitty kind with no powers and just the weight of capitalist debt and soul crushing jobs that pay us just enough to buy a stupid shirt like this one...

At least its tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And its extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washing since you'll be sweating from all the expeditious retreats you'll be making from the swath of baddies that will be chasing you down and yet it will still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, (lucky for you we don't have to spin the cotton) which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. So please be patient and know that making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so a BIG thank you for making a thoughtful purchase!

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