All Outta StarFucks Shorty

If you found your way here then we probably can agree that corporations are anything but good for the world. Most of these soul sucking employers also get to choose what you get to wear while under their boot. But just like corporate taxes there's always a loop hole. This design goes out to all the Starby Crews to give them a single inch of freedom with a shirt that conforms to their new dress code. Tell Bry Bry Niccol to take this inch and choke on a mile by sporting this shirt with its tri-blend fabric that creates a vintage, fitted look. With its extreme durability this t-shirt can withstand repeated washings, protests, coffee spills, unionizing, and rude Custies in desperate need of a insanely complicated drink that if its not perfect the gates of hell will open and the wrath of a million dance moms will shake the foundations all while remaining super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, (lucky for you we don't have to spin the cotton) which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. So please be patient and know that making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so a BIG thank you for making a thoughtful purchase!

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